Quote from hoodooman:
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to
> foot.
>
> The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see you've
> regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't
> remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway.
> You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and
> everything, but..... Something happened. I'm trying to
> break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was
> chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find
> it.'
>
>
> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, 'You've got
> $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we
> have the technology now to build you a new willy that
> will work as well as your old one did - better in
> fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's
> $1000 an inch.'
>
>
> The man perks up at this.
>
>
> 'So,'
the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how
> many inches you want. But it's something you'd better
> discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch
> one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher,
> she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch
> one before, and you decide only to invest in a five
> incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's
> important that she plays a role in helping you make
> the decision.'
>
>
> The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes
> back the next day.
>
>
> 'So,' says the doctor, 'have you spoken with your
> wife?'
>
>
> 'I have,' says the man.
>
>
> 'And has she helped you in making the decision?'
>
>
> 'She has,' says the man.
>
>
> 'And what is it?' asks the doctor.
>
>
>
>
> 'We're getting a new
kitchen.'
