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The second time I showed it to another guy who said he though it would be very economical for the purposes of self gratification - dont tell me you guys didnt think about it , we all did - all those pictures of gorgeous women so quickly one after the other.

I advised against it, however, as the lasting image in your mind - at the most inappropriate time - could be of a woman with a chin growing out of her eye.
 
A young Polish boy washed his Polish soccer shirt and proudly hung it out on the line to dry.

Someone jumped over the fence and stole the clothes pins.
 
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A womans brain
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Now, all we need is a similar depiction of a man's brain. That should be a much simpler job... What does a man think as he falls asleep in front of a TV set while drinking beer?

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Now, all we need is a similar depiction of a man's brain. That should be a much simpler job... What does a man think as he falls asleep in front of a TV set while drinking beer?

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The second time I showed it to another guy who said he though it would be very economical for the purposes of self gratification - dont tell me you guys didnt think about it , we all did - all those pictures of gorgeous women so quickly one after the other.

I advised against it, however, as the lasting image in your mind - at the most inappropriate time - could be of a woman with a chin growing out of her eye.
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funny!!

I've always been mesmorized by woman of the twenties and very early thirties. Clara Bow, not in the collage, was a stunner. But Garbo??? Sheese. About 20 years ago or so, a guy around 90's was telling me about parties in the twenties. "Petting Parties" he called them. "Oh", he said, circa 1988, "it wasn't like it was today." Obviiously, there never has been a shortage of people, so this dude was just in the wrong place using the wrong line (ever make it with a fat guy with a whip/??). "You didn't get sex." "So,", I asked him, "what did you do"? He was taken aback, started to stutter, "why, we came in our pants."

Petting Parties. Don't say you never learned anything of value on ET.
 
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Date: Mon, 1 July 2007 16:05:00 -0400

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Students were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton:..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:..... Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
 
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