Jokes 2

Gotta post this quickly . On my way to Sensitivity Training.


ED ZACHARY DISEASE
> >
> > A woman was very distraught over the fact that she
> > had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she
> > might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical
> > expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon
> > entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all your crose.'
> > The woman did as she was told. 'Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to
> > odderside of room.' Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr.
> > Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' As she
> > did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed
> > Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
> > dates.' The woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
> > Disease?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is
> > when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.
 
A recovering alcoholic and a pair breasts walk into a bar, find a table and proceed to have several drinks. By closing time, they're staggering and fairly confused. When they get out on the sidewalk, they look at each other and burst out laughing.

"You're wearing my beret!" the drunk says to the breasts.

"You're wearing my bra!" the breasts says to the drunk.

The drunk takes off the bra and points to the label. "It said AA.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

A recovering alcoholic and a pair breasts walk into a bar, find a table and proceed to have several drinks. By closing time, they're staggering and fairly confused. When they get out on the sidewalk, they look at each other and burst out laughing.

"You're wearing my beret!" the drunk says to the breasts.

"You're wearing my bra!" the breasts says to the drunk.

The drunk takes off the bra and points to the label. "It said AA.
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Soo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- ya wanna play tit jokes, eh?

Two guys talking. One says, "every think one thing, and say another?"
"Like what".
"Well, the other day, this is so embarrassing, I'm in line at the Delta counter,, there's this gorgeous blond, and I saw, ' give me a ticket to Titsburg.' Gawd, was I embarrassed. Did you ever do that?"

"Sure. Just the other day - breakfast. I meant to say to Jane "pass the milk". Instead, what came out was, "thanks a lot, Bitch, for ruining my fucking life."
 
Quote from nutmeg:

I've been to the Tits Cafe. There's many great things there to nipple--I mean nibble on.
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I was there the other week. My check bounced, among other things.
 
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to suck my dick!
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to suck my dick!
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL funny.

Sensitivity training for you.
 
Quote from flytiger:

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL funny.

Sensitivity training for you.
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Glad you thought is was funny. I did too. I'm so out of charachter, I could probably teach sensitvity training yet true life is so much more funny.:D
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Glad you thought is was funny. I did too. I'm so out of charachter, I could probably teach sensitvity training yet true life is so much more funny.:D
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I heard a guy tell a joke today that was unfunny, racist, the pits. Yet, in real life, he's a paramed, and I've watched him on those access TV stations patch up crack whores, thugs, drunks. How do you figure? He just separates the real life stuff, and maybe he thought the joke was funny. Probably, in that line of work, it's survival behavior.

So, what do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well hung.
 
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