Jokes 2
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Quote from Yannis:
flytiger,
This may well be the least funny joke posted on this thread and its predecessor....
Try it in a bar one night. They'll either kill you, or you'll drink free. No inbetween.
Then top it with,
"Hey, you know the difference between "beer nuts", and "deer nuts."??
"Beer nuts" are expensive. But Deer nuts are under a buck.
Of course, I've never been in a bar telling stale jokes. You'll have to try it.
Quote from flytiger:
Try it in a bar one night. They'll either kill you, or you'll drink free. No inbetween.
Then top it with,
"Hey, you know the difference between "beer nuts", and "deer nuts."??
"Beer nuts" are expensive. But Deer nuts are under a buck.
Of course, I've never been in a bar telling stale jokes. You'll have to try it.
And I'll just bet, Yannis, that before the weekend is out, you'll tell that joke. The John Dear joke, i.e.
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for two more years, and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "watch out for the fucking wall!'''
At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for two more years, and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "watch out for the fucking wall!'''
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a very handsome looking man with great hair but dandruff gets into the elevator. The women exchange a look acknowledging just how good looking this man is.
The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor. The women watch him exit the elevator. Then the brunette turns to the blonde and says,
"God was he good looking, but someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders."
To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?"
The man gets off the elevator on the 12th floor. The women watch him exit the elevator. Then the brunette turns to the blonde and says,
"God was he good looking, but someone ought to give him some Head & Shoulders."
To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?"
