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[nutmeg]

 

[nutmeg]

Been doing some head banging today. Not the 70's rock music kind of head banging. Just driving my speed boat around in Pakistan.

 

[nutmeg]

HI, Dr Stunata,

I'm in a bit of a pickle. I have gotten into the age where I need to start shaving (getting peach fuzz ) I was wondering what level of prestige of razors I should get? (what do top firms like goldman sachs and JP Morgan use ). I'm thinking of getting Mach 3, but recently I was told when talking to a CEO at a top bank (think, Federal Reserve, IMF) he only uses Mach 4.

If I use Mach 4 will I be overstepping by boundary ?

Sincerely,

Happypants.




Uhmnnn....since you can't reach the sink yet..

A real BSD like yourself doesn't shave his own face. He has that stuff done every day.

 

[Humpy]

US Ambassidor Thomas has today been forced to apologise for saying that 40% of foreign men visiting the Philipines are there for the sex trade.

By the time they had removed sensitive names from the list plus their sons it was in fact only 39.5%

 

[nutmeg]

It wasn't that I was bad at school but when I went to a class reunion last night I had to spend all night convincing everyone that my name actually wasn't "Who-Me ?".

 

[TGregg]

Quote from nutmeg:

It wasn't that I was bad at school but when I went to a class reunion last night I had to spend all night convincing everyone that my name actually wasn't "Who-Me ?".

I remember one day in English class. I was daydreaming about this cute blonde two rows over when the teacher points at me and says "Quick, give me two pronouns!"

"Who, me?"

 

[astroid60]

Who was the first accountant?
Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.

 

[nutmeg]

Dear Dr. Stunata,

How do I know if I’m looking at too much porn?

- Just assking for a friend


Dear Ass King wanker,

Looking at porn is no cause to feel shame.
And using a Web site is always fair game.
Just be sure to plan for the peak;
Buying new keyboards adds up week to week.

 

[PocketChange]

 

[Yannis]

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