Quote from gwb-trading:
Product Warning Labels
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular
soap." (and that would be how???.......)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:
Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not
turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot
after heating." (...and you thought????....)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on
body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could
do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if
we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off
those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness.."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or
outdoor use only." (as opposed to.....what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the
other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this.
I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company.
I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a
lot of this happening somewhere?)
