Jokes 2

Quote from Humpy:

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!"


:)


Ahahah! Dumb blondes!
 
It was a dark and stormy night....

A policeman asked me, "Where were you on the evening of your wife's death?"

I said, "I was going door to door with my new business, delivering alcohol to those in need after 11pm, it's a simple effective service; customers can order via telephone, or over the internet."

"How convenient," said the officer.

The end.
 
A woman came into my clinic today complaining of problems with her vision.

"Get your breasts out and tell me what I'm doing," I said.

"Erm..erm," she sputtered squinting her eyes. "Are you trying to get your pen working?"

"Good," I replied. "Now just sit there until I get the ink out".
 
You know you're getting old....

I was taking a shit this morning when I was suddenly interupted by some kids who wanted to know if I needed help crossing the road.
 
“Growth,” said Bernanke, “will return into 2012.”

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow...

Time in its petty way

Creeping up on us

Day by day

:cool:
 
US country music star Glen Campbell has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, the 75-year-old and his wife told a US magazine....'

...Seven times.
 
friend of mine dropped his wallet on the sidewalk. Bent over to pick it up and got rammed right in the arse. Looked around and there was this liitle guy rubbing his nose !
 
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