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As Bond walked into the 7-11, he bought his alcohol required for later.

The Paki behind the counter asked him what his name was, saying he recognised him, and wondered if he knew him.
"Bond" He replied.
"James Bond".
"You?" He asked.

"Pasha",
"Choudhury Pasha",
"Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Abul Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha".

Was the reply.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

As Bond walked into the 7-11, he bought his alcohol required for later.

The Paki behind the counter asked him what his name was, saying he recognised him, and wondered if he knew him.
"Bond" He replied.
"James Bond".
"You?" He asked.

"Pasha",
"Choudhury Pasha",
"Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha",
"Abul Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha".

Was the reply.
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Now this is sheer dedication. To what, I dunno, but dedication no less.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Two men in the jungle , one is reading a book and the other is writing a book.

A Lion comes along and eats the man reading a book , but leaves the other man alone.

Even the king of the jungle knows that Readers digest, but writers cramp.
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Sorry, but this definitely worth a full...."aaaaggghhhh" LOL.

Thanks as always...

Don
 
I hardly go anywhere without my tin of Altoids. Altoids are mints and packaged in a small tin wrapped in a piece of white "wax paper". Today was the first time I noticed writing on the white paper which reads: "In case of surrender, wave this".

check this out from Wiki:

Altoids are a brand of breath mints that have existed since the 19th century. Altoids are less widely available in Britain—their country of origin—than in the regions to which they are most commonly exported, France.

:D :D :D

OTH -
Fabulous "Fab" is a credit to his countryman. :cool:
 
The preacher stopped Leroy as he was leaving the church last Sunday and wanted to know if he had any problems, anything perhaps he could help him with.

"Just my hearing." Leroy told him. With that the preacher prayed the prayer of faith.
"How's your hearing now?" the cleric asked.

"Okay, I guess, but actually the hearing's not until next week," Leroy told him.
 
I've always wanted to know what it would feel like to be a woman.

So I filled a purse full of make-up and receipts, then crashed my car into a fence.

:D
 
I broke up with my girlfriend yesterday.

I said, "It's not you, it's me."

She said, "Oh really, that old excuse?"

I replied, "No, I really mean it, I'm just really good looking and thin."
 
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