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Since every 24 year old girl that messages me for sex when I log into a porn website happens to live in the same town that my ISP is based in I think there must be some sort of link between hosting software and nymphomania. :cool:
 
Keeping in mind the recent scare on a Southwest Airlines flight.


In today's news the FAA announced the precautionary grounding of most of Northwest Airlines fleet. Rumor has it one or more of the flight attendants has a three inch gash.
 
Computerese: For Those Of You That Are Getting A Bit Older

ATD..At The Doctors,
BFF..Best Friend Fell,
BTW..Bring the Wheelchair,
BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth,
FWIW..Forgot Where I Was,
GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low,
GHA..Got Heartburn Again,
IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On,
LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out,
OMMR..On My Massage Recliner,
OMSG...Oh My! Sorry, Gas,
ROFLACGU...Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up,
TTYL..Talk To You Louder

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His first well wisher

"Our dear son, Excellency, Baraka Hussein Abu oumama...yomama"

"We still pray that you continue to be president of the U.S.A. We Endeavour and hope that you will gain victory in the new election campaigne."

The letter, dated April 5, 2011 in Tripoli is signed by "Mu'aumer Qaddaffi, Leader of the Revolution."


ps. I looked up 'oumama' it's a Muslim word for "The Won".

p.p.s.s. Update "oumama" = is an attractive native african woman.

whoa another update. I looked up "Abu" it's an abrreviation (computerese) for "abusive cunt". I think momar is po'd.
 
I have informed the IRS that I will not be sending a tax return by April 15. Due to budget problems, I will be undergoing a temporary shutdown.
 
This just in: FBI uncovers plot to kidnap the president.



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My brother is the best brother in the world, he's so generous. He went to club last night and got two blowjobs, came back gave me one.
 
A new camera just came out.

It's got a shutter speed so fast it can take a picture of Nancy Pelosi with her mouth shut.
 
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