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Quote from fhl:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.


Give a Nigerian a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to phish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
 
Quote from fhl:

I asked my wife how I attracted her. She said "you got me with your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar."
Just don't let her put you in a comma :)
 
My wife brought me a McDonald's Big Mac today.

"Oh, I can't eat anything Fatty." I said.

"Come on, this one thing won't effect your diet." She replied.

"No, I just mean I'm full," I said back.
 
Ever watch a movie & halfway through you realize it sucks but you stay with it since you've already put time into it?

Welcome to marriage.
 
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