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What Have Our Boys At Ford Been Up To Recently?

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Greek Debt Song

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Lizard Politician In The Making

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Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He announces this is the PIG I've been banging! His wife looks at him and replies "That's not a pig it's a duck". The man says, "I wasn't talking to YOU!"

LOL


batta bing


:D

i wasn't talking to you ROFL!
 
Quote from killthesunshine:

Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He announces this is the PIG I've been banging! His wife looks at him and replies "That's not a pig it's a duck". The man says, "I wasn't talking to YOU!"

LOL


batta bing


:D

i wasn't talking to you ROFL!
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Same joke, 45 years ago.

Italian girl walking down the street with a pig under his arm. Guy says, "....where'd you get the pig"?

Pig says, "won her in a raffle.".

Italian girl gets a dildo from her boyfriend. Chipped a tooth.

Yes, all you newly discriminated groups, Vietnamese, Latins, Mexicans......... we got out share in the day.
 
Quote from flytiger:

"We gather here today to mourn our friend and neighbor Nutmeg........."


what happened? Where'd everyone go? Did we retell all the jokes in the universe?

Maybe.
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ok who is hiding nutmeg? you guys know you are not allowed to play with the same fucking toy, pun intended, for more than a few days..

cough if up guys...:D
 
Good Dog Story

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The Family Tree Of Vincent Van Gogh:

His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin -------------------------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV ------- Winnie Bay Gogh

...

I saw you smiling-----------------------------------------there ya Gogh!

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