Jokes 2

[Wallace]

Thursday's crash was so bad the E*Trade baby had to be changed - SNL

 

[nutmeg]

"Poems are made by fools like me, But only God can make a tree."

If you haven't seen a cell phone tree you haven't lived.

 

[nutmeg]

Thanks Mom......for all your help

Happy Mothers Day.

 

[TGregg]

Quote from Pension_Admin:

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At first I thought that was the secret to a very healthy society - butt ugly nurses! Nobody would dare go to the hospital.

 

[nutmeg]

“ Life is tough,”

“It is so hard to live now!”

“Don’t worry,” the teacher advised.

“Life is short. Be patient"

 

[nutmeg]

How fast is your car?

Well, it keeps about six months ahead of my income generally.

 

[nutmeg]

Upon being questioned as to the occupation of his father, the young man replied, "He cleans out the bank."

"Janitor or president?" was the final question.

 

[nutmeg]

Homeless guy: Please sir, may I have a quarter?

Banker: I don't have any change right now. I'll give it to you next time.

Homeless guy: Sir, that's the kind of credit that had made me bankrupt.

 

[fhl]

My neighbor the plumber says, 'Every time you flush your toilet you're putting food in my family's mouth'

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from fhl:

My neighbor the plumber says, 'Every time you flush your toilet you're putting food in my family's mouth'

That's so funny.

Your crap is my family's bread & butter.".......