Jokes 2

[fhl]

Is this a picture of

a. an integrated circuit
or,
b. a nanotoilet

<img src="http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/images/2007/09/29/takahashikaitotoilet.jpg" />

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from fhl:

Is this a picture of

a. an integrated circuit
or,
b. a nanotoilet

<img src="http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/images/2007/09/29/takahashikaitotoilet.jpg" />

Frank Lloyd Wrong first draft of the Guggenheim Museum. As seen below refined by his nemesis Frank Lloyd Wright.

 

[Yannis]

Wright & Wrong

Seeing that his newborn son looked very caucasian, Mr Wong was very suspicious of his wife. She explained: "Oh dear, haven't you heard that 'two Wongs make one white?'"

 

[hoodooman]

he said she said. better try again.

 

[nutmeg]

Why do so many Wongs live in Harrow?

Because they get off the plane, get in a taxi and say, "Harrow, taxi driver."

 

[nutmeg]

At the end of every day, my dad would sit me down and say, "What have your learned today, son?"

That was, until the day I said, "I learned quite a lot step-dad".

 

[Humpy]

For the local toyota dealer

Our local character Chuck Norris was heard complaining - that the dinky little pedal thing came right off in his hand while he was driving down mainstreet at 60 mph

 

[fhl]

An American competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.

The French woman came in first, the English woman second.

The American finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

 

[hoodooman]

Are you sure that there isn't a blond joke in there somewhere??

 

[kaciara]

Quote from nutmeg:

At the end of every day, my dad would sit me down and say, "What have your learned today, son?"

That was, until the day I said, "I learned quite a lot step-dad".