Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

When I was younger, I had an unlimited supply of drugs and booze.

Then they cut the umbilical cord.

 

[flytiger]

Al Gore welcomes the two newest members of the "mile high club".

<img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2529224/>

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from flytiger:

Al Gore welcomes the two newest members of the "mile high club".

<img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2529224/>

That is so funny.

 

[flytiger]

I heard the reports yesterday that the girls would accompany Bill on a jet back to the States.

I could hear the dads scream from my place.......................


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[nutmeg]

Barack Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case.

 

[howellpar]

How's your "Hopey - Changey going"??

Here's our best hope:

 

[fhl]

<img src="http://imgur.com/PYA5L.jpg" />

 

[nutmeg]

I’m starting to suspect my girlfriend’s not been straight with me.

She’s got a six inch clitoris and her name’s Kevin.

 

[nutmeg]

On the train today, someone asked me what's in my briefcase.

I told him that inside it was a smaller briefcase.

"And what's in that?" he asked.

I said "there's a succession of briefcases, each one smaller than the last".

"And what's in the smallest one?" he asked.

"Everything I know about the market".

 

[DirkDigler]

If I only had a nickel for every time I've heard that...