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Newslines on drudge right now:

Police: Angry Ohio boy, 4, shoots baby sitter...


six year old misses bus, takes family car, crashes....
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funny, eh?
 
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KG and the Heckler


Heckler: "You stink!"

Heckler: "You ain't funny!"

...
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Kathy: "You're a f*ing a*hole, buddy!"

Kathy: "This is where I work! You don't mess with somebody when they are working!"

Kathy: "I don't go to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth!!"
 
The wife loves taking it up the ass.

Which is lucky for her because of some strange freak of nature, she has a cock where her pussy should be.
 
I love my job. The pays not great, but the amount of easy pussy I get is incredible.

Not sure why I didn't become a babysitter earlier.
 
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins--if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
 
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