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That's strange, I mean what other answer is there?
 
One of my friends has a stutter and a lot of people think that’s a bad thing, but to me that’s just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That’s not an impediment, that’s suspense! What’s he going to say? Car?… or Carnival?… Carburetor?
 
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen.

And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter.

And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry.

And a kid is a lot like a fly eater.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

One of my friends has a stutter and a lot of people think that’s a bad thing, but to me that’s just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That’s not an impediment, that’s suspense! What’s he going to say? Car?… or Carnival?… Carburetor?
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LOL! How true! :)
 
Say It Right

Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty he was having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impregnable."

The second said, "that's not the right word, she is clearly inconceivable".

To which the third replied, "You are both wrong, I'm sure she is unbearable!"

:) :) :)
 
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