Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

Two more.


Menage a'moi

Fucking Without Complications

 

[nutmeg]

Impotence slang:

Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics

Ascension Deficit Disorder

Less-than-Magic Johnson

 

[nutmeg]

The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud."

And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."

 

[NoDoji]

Quote from nutmeg:

Obscure slang for masterbation


shaking hands with the unemployed.

Since traders are self-employed, masturbation could be referred to as "sexually harassing the boss"

 

[Optionpro007]

in keeping the ball rolling.....


In French:
Faire plurez le cyclops... make the cyclops cry.

and a small gift for Nutmeg, for those days...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onN0jO9xwqc

 

[Optionpro007]

Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . . many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . . .









In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:









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[nutmeg]

Quote from Optionpro007:

in keeping the ball rolling.....


In French:
Faire plurez le cyclops... make the cyclops cry.

and a small gift for Nutmeg, for those days...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onN0jO9xwqc

Thanks. I'm going to watch it again on my birthday. I'm really going to celebrate.

 

[nutmeg]

A black guy was walking down the street having to pee something
awful. There was noplace to go, but he happened to notice a house
under construction.

They were in the process of putting on the roof, so there was nobody inside. When he thought no one was looking, he
sneaked inside the house, went into a corner, and began to take care
of the problem.

Just then, the foreman walked in, saw him and said,
"Hey do you work here?" The black guy replied, "No, man." The
foreman said to him, "Well then, put down that roll of roofing paper
and get out of here!".

 

[Yannis]

Quote from Optionpro007:

in keeping the ball rolling..... In French: Faire plurez ...

OK you guys, let's be correct here or else someone over there may take offence and surrender prematurely and who wants that? 12 years of French school, way back when, remind me that the correct spelling of the verb "to cry" is "pleurer" ... so there!

 

[Don Bright]

Quote from nutmeg:

The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud."

And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."

Aaaggghhhh, it's been a while since diving in here....ROFL.


Don