Jokes 2
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Two guys came in the bar with parkas and hoods and took off their sealskin mitts, and ordered two beers.
Mom asked me to go over and ask them where they where from. So I went over and told them that my mom wants to know where you are from.
One said "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan".
I went back to the table and told mom that they don't speak English.
Mom asked me to go over and ask them where they where from. So I went over and told them that my mom wants to know where you are from.
One said "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan".
I went back to the table and told mom that they don't speak English.
Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are walking down the road. They see a pile of shit lying on the asphalt.
Experienced economist: "If you eat that pile of shit I'll give you $20,000!"
The not so experienced economist runs his optimization problem and figures out he's better off eating it so he does and collects money.
Continuing along the same road they almost step into yet another pile of shit.
Not so experienced economist: "Now, if YOU eat this shit I'll give YOU $20,000."
After evaluating the proposal the experienced economist eats the shit and takes the money.
They continue walking.
The not so experienced economist starts thinking:
"Listen, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both ate shit. I don't see us being better off."
Experienced economist: "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've been just involved in $40,000 of trade."
Experienced economist: "If you eat that pile of shit I'll give you $20,000!"
The not so experienced economist runs his optimization problem and figures out he's better off eating it so he does and collects money.
Continuing along the same road they almost step into yet another pile of shit.
Not so experienced economist: "Now, if YOU eat this shit I'll give YOU $20,000."
After evaluating the proposal the experienced economist eats the shit and takes the money.
They continue walking.
The not so experienced economist starts thinking:
"Listen, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both ate shit. I don't see us being better off."
Experienced economist: "Well, that's true, but you overlooked the fact that we've been just involved in $40,000 of trade."
Yo mamas so dumb she thought soy milk was spanish for "I am Milk"
Yo mama is so fat when she dances she knocks the CD's off the shelf at the radio station
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to a dog show she won $ 100.
Yo mama is so fat when she dances she knocks the CD's off the shelf at the radio station
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to a dog show she won $ 100.
This is the best one of these yet. I thought it'd get old, but watch it all the way through.
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An American deaf person meets two German deaf persons, and the
latter two aren't too friendly.
The American asks why, and the first German indicates that he became deaf due to American bombing during the war. The second German indicates the same.
The Germans then ask the American how he became deaf. The American answers, "German measles."
latter two aren't too friendly.
The American asks why, and the first German indicates that he became deaf due to American bombing during the war. The second German indicates the same.
The Germans then ask the American how he became deaf. The American answers, "German measles."
Three men are living together, one is straight, two are a gay couple.
One day, when coming home from work, the straight man hears some splashing sounds from the bathroom. The gay couple are usually out at this time, so he suspects it's an intruder.
He nudges open the bathroom door and leaps in; to see the gay couple pushing a piece of crap to each other, back and forth.
"What the hell are you doing!?" screams the straight guy, somewhat mortified.
"We're teaching our child to swim"
One day, when coming home from work, the straight man hears some splashing sounds from the bathroom. The gay couple are usually out at this time, so he suspects it's an intruder.
He nudges open the bathroom door and leaps in; to see the gay couple pushing a piece of crap to each other, back and forth.
"What the hell are you doing!?" screams the straight guy, somewhat mortified.
"We're teaching our child to swim"