Jokes 2
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Why is Wachovia Common like Deer Testicles?
They're both under a buck.
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They're both under a buck.
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In one village's farming family a cow went missing. The father gathered his children and annouced the news.
Father:If someone stole the cow - he's a douchebag!
Youngest: if he's a douchbag - he is short!
Middle:If he is short he is from neighboring village.
Oldest: If he is from the neighoring village it has to be Johhny
So the 4 of them head out across the field to the neighboring village, find johnny and ask him to give the cow back. He keeps refusing, argument broke out, the town constable saw this and took them all to court before the judge.
Judge asked them why they think it was Johnny who stole their cow?
They gave them the story:
Father:If someone stole the cow - he's a douchebag!
Youngest: if he's a douchbag - he is short!
Middle:If he is short he is from neighboring village.
Oldest: If he is from the neighoring village it has to be Johhny !
-- But this doesn't make any sense the judge say.
- Sure it does -reply all of em - we can figure anything out.
- ok, says the judge, he takes out a black box. What do I have inside:
Youngest: The box is square - that means whatever inside is round
Middle: If its round it has to be green.
Oldes: if its green - then its an apple!
Judge: (looks in box, takes out an apple) - Johnny - give the cow back to the guys
Father:If someone stole the cow - he's a douchebag!
Youngest: if he's a douchbag - he is short!
Middle:If he is short he is from neighboring village.
Oldest: If he is from the neighoring village it has to be Johhny
So the 4 of them head out across the field to the neighboring village, find johnny and ask him to give the cow back. He keeps refusing, argument broke out, the town constable saw this and took them all to court before the judge.
Judge asked them why they think it was Johnny who stole their cow?
They gave them the story:
Father:If someone stole the cow - he's a douchebag!
Youngest: if he's a douchbag - he is short!
Middle:If he is short he is from neighboring village.
Oldest: If he is from the neighoring village it has to be Johhny !
-- But this doesn't make any sense the judge say.
- Sure it does -reply all of em - we can figure anything out.
- ok, says the judge, he takes out a black box. What do I have inside:
Youngest: The box is square - that means whatever inside is round
Middle: If its round it has to be green.
Oldes: if its green - then its an apple!
Judge: (looks in box, takes out an apple) - Johnny - give the cow back to the guys
