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Quote from nutmeg:

Fly that was so funny, that little rim shot. I put the box way down in the corner where my wife couldn't see it on the screen then told my wife the joke and hit the button. She said I should be ashamed of myself.
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We all think you should be ashamed of yourself!!!!!:D

But it's got nuthin' to do w/the rimshot.
 
"Ayyyyyyyy!!! Gave my girlfriend a new vibrator for her birthday. She chipped a tooth."

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

Whaddya call a Nazi with a thousand dollar hat?

Your Holiness!

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"Hear about the Siamese twins that moved to England?"

"The other one wanted to drive for a while."

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

Stoppppppppppppppp. I"m killin' me.

OK, ok

Gay guy goes into a bar. I'ts happy hour. A bunch of guys in the corner are bettin' who's the best man, and got their wankers on the bar. Bartender says to the Gay Guy, 'whattya have, Pal".

Gay guy says, "I think I'll have the buffet."

http://www.instantrimshot.com/ ba da boom

Here about the window washer who was late getting to the third floor? He got a little behind on the second.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

What goes with a kazoo played with a vagina?

Chablis.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/
 
I've often been asked, "what do you do now that you're retired?"

Well, I have a chemistry background and one of the things I enjoy the most is turning beer, vodka and wine into urine.

And, I'm pretty darn good at it!!



Thank God I paid attention in school!
 
A man parks his car and walks into an office building. As he gets to the elevator, he says "Oh no! I left my Kazoo on the back seat of my car! He runs back to the car. When he gets there, he finds a window smashed out and on the back seat is a Banjo.
 
Older And Smarter

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, you idiot. Get in!"

:) :) :)
 
Quote from nutmeg:

A man parks his car and walks into an office building. As he gets to the elevator, he says "Oh no! I left my Kazoo on the back seat of my car! He runs back to the car. When he gets there, he finds a window smashed out and on the back seat is a Banjo.
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I 'd pay to watch her play a banjo.

Do you think like her folks were in the front row?
 
That's my mom and dad.


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