Jokes 2
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I'm still on the nun project.
Our biology lesson, Sister draws a cucumber on the board: "Children, could someone tell me what this is?"
Former altar boy Nutmeg raises his hand: "It's a dick, Sister!"
Sister Maria Karol Kurkova Ivanovna bursts into tears and runs out.
In a minute Sister Mary principal bursts in: "All right, what did you do now?
It's something new every day! Yesterday you break a window, and today...," she looks around, "...and today you draw a dick on the blackboard?"
Our biology lesson, Sister draws a cucumber on the board: "Children, could someone tell me what this is?"
Former altar boy Nutmeg raises his hand: "It's a dick, Sister!"
Sister Maria Karol Kurkova Ivanovna bursts into tears and runs out.
In a minute Sister Mary principal bursts in: "All right, what did you do now?
It's something new every day! Yesterday you break a window, and today...," she looks around, "...and today you draw a dick on the blackboard?"
Here's Another Stupid One, Watchout!
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Waving his white hanky in the air, Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As they were walking near the river Lorraine fell in and was washed away. Waving his white hanky in the air, Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone..."
Just in case any of you guys know anything about trading too here's a beaut
A guy in a hot air balloon had fallen asleep and when he woke up wanted to find out where he was. So he approached the ground and asked the nearest person he came across
"Excuse me, do you know where I am?"
The man on the ground replied, "Yes, you are 45 and 17 north, 14 and 03 west and 2.55 meters above the ground"
The man in the balloon was stunned and answered,
"You must be an FX trader."
"Yes I am, but how do you know?"
"You appear very busy, you speak loud and fast, you tell me a lot of detailed but useless information, and I still don't know where I am."
"And you must be in FX sales, right?"
"I am, but now how did you know?"
"Very obvious: you fall asleep in the middle of the day
you have risen to your current position due to a lot of hot air
you don't know where you are
you don't understand what Iâm telling you
have no clue what's going on.....and you make me feel like it's my fault."
A guy in a hot air balloon had fallen asleep and when he woke up wanted to find out where he was. So he approached the ground and asked the nearest person he came across
"Excuse me, do you know where I am?"
The man on the ground replied, "Yes, you are 45 and 17 north, 14 and 03 west and 2.55 meters above the ground"
The man in the balloon was stunned and answered,
"You must be an FX trader."
"Yes I am, but how do you know?"
"You appear very busy, you speak loud and fast, you tell me a lot of detailed but useless information, and I still don't know where I am."
"And you must be in FX sales, right?"
"I am, but now how did you know?"
"Very obvious: you fall asleep in the middle of the day
you have risen to your current position due to a lot of hot air
you don't know where you are
you don't understand what Iâm telling you
have no clue what's going on.....and you make me feel like it's my fault."
A guy in a hot air balloon had fallen asleep and when he woke up wanted to find out where he was. So he approached the ground and asked the nearest person he came across
"Excuse me, do you know where I am?"
The man on the ground replied, "Yes, you are 45 and 17 north, 14 and 03 west and 2.55 meters above the ground"
The man in the balloon was stunned and answered,
"You must be an FX trader."
"Now why would I trade something I can't spell?"
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p.s.Your joke was better.
"Excuse me, do you know where I am?"
The man on the ground replied, "Yes, you are 45 and 17 north, 14 and 03 west and 2.55 meters above the ground"
The man in the balloon was stunned and answered,
"You must be an FX trader."
"Now why would I trade something I can't spell?"
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p.s.Your joke was better.