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Quote from Yannis:

Terrible: Inside Every Microsoft Mouse

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You know we need a good PETA media statement about the unfair treatment on todays mouse. Imagine putting a restrictive oxygen harness on the little mousy wousy. And what's up feeding Dortio's in a mouse trap, fkn transfat and salt and preservatives, what on gods earth is madison avenue thinking.
 
Life Is Hard

Calvin sees Elmer and asks: What’s up?
Elmer says; first I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.
Calvin says: Boy, you had a time!
Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull trough that spelling test!

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Quote from nutmeg:

You know we need a good PETA media statement about the unfair treatment on todays mouse. Imagine putting a restrictive oxygen harness on the little mousy wousy. And what's up feeding Dortio's in a mouse trap, fkn transfat and salt and preservatives, what on gods earth is madison avenue thinking.
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Amen, brother, Amen!!

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Readers have been calling in their droves to tell us they saw the huge “Dorito” UFO in the skies over Arizona after Sunday's Super Bowl.

The orange triangle with its three lights was seen over by scores of people who phoned the newspaper after an appeal for information.
 
Quote from Yannis:

How on Earth did you get my cousin's picture?

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These photo's were in a dollar store frame I picked up. People always ask who they are, wt heck, I never replaced the pictures cause this gal is hot. King me baby!!!
 
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