Jokes 2

In the picture of the imagined breakfast the gun should be turned over and pointed away from the person eating. For quicker access that is.
 
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A man was in hurry to catch a train in time.

So he asks a farmer near a field,
“Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says,
“Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
 
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