Jokes 2
- Thread starter gwb-trading
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Is this allowed?
LOOK... NO BOMBS !!!
In the right hands, those would definitely cause an "explosion".
This white guy lived way up north. Tired of the snow, he tied a snow blower to the roof of his car and told his wife to get in. He said they were going to drive south until people had no idea what a snow blower was. They stopped for gas in GA. A man asked what that was tied to his roof. At that moment he knew this was to be his new home. Months later friends of the couple decided to visit them in GA. They went to the couples house to find nobody home. They asked the neighbors if they had seen the couple. The neighbors replied, We saw them in their car leaving the neighborhood yesterday with a black guy tied to the roof!
Overheard at RDU Airport in the TSA line today...
Teen 1: "What is the name of that bookstore again?"
Teen 2: "Hudson Books. Mike needs to return a book there."
Teen 1: "I didn't know Mike could read."
Teen 2: "Why do you think he's returning the book."
Teen 1: "What is the name of that bookstore again?"
Teen 2: "Hudson Books. Mike needs to return a book there."
Teen 1: "I didn't know Mike could read."
Teen 2: "Why do you think he's returning the book."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a
Beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns
the Big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to
know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to
die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon
Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to
feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Quimosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the
saloon to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns
that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I
do, what's wrong with him this time?"
(..I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a
Beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns
the Big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to
know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to
die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon
Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to
feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Quimosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the
saloon to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns
that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I
do, what's wrong with him this time?"
(..I JUST LOVE THIS PART....)
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"
