Jokes 2

fhl · Jan 18, 2017

I was about to smoke weed with a sexy Mexican girl.
Until I asked her if she had papers, she immediately ran off.

Handle123 · Jan 21, 2017

Handle123 · Jan 21, 2017

Wine does not make you FAT .... it makes you LEAN .....
(against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)

Handle123 · Jan 22, 2017

Handle123 · Jan 22, 2017

Handle123 · Jan 22, 2017

Great old photos of Milk Delivery Vehicles:...

traderob · Jan 22, 2017

JamesL · Jan 24, 2017

https://twitter.com/x/status/823942113838542848

baro-san · Jan 24, 2017

JamesL said:
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It seems that way, but google for "huge stomach tumor" ... maybe that's why they're happy for her being pregnant.

Appearances are misleading! People saw the Sun moving around the Earth, so they thought that that was the case. Then they thought it is the other way around. More recently they found out that even that is not absolutely correct, as the Earth, Sun and all the planets are orbiting around the center of mass of the solar system ...

fhl · Jan 26, 2017

According to folklore, little boys are made of rats and snails and puppy dog tails.
According to Koreans, this is a balanced diet.