Try this one: http://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork/lifespan/#0
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This is something our good friend Nutmeg would have posted, so, in his honor...
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Thoughtful and so.....romantic....
Why Not Buy Your Valentine A Chocolate Mold Of Your Asshole? - UNILAD
This is hands down the perfect Valentine's gift.
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Thoughtful and so.....romantic....
Why Not Buy Your Valentine A Chocolate Mold Of Your Asshole? - UNILAD
This is hands down the perfect Valentine's gift.
MY LIFE SPAN WAS CALCULATED AT 104 YEARS
Kinda doubt that.
The stress of being one of natures idiots must have bowled him out or his girlfriend did him in :eek: In fact a miracle he made it into double digits.This is something our good friend Nutmeg would have posted, so, in his honor...
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Thoughtful and so.....romantic....
Why Not Buy Your Valentine A Chocolate Mold Of Your Asshole? - UNILAD
This is hands down the perfect Valentine's gift.
- Jokes 2
...of the Whistleblower woo hoo, you can give your rip your boss a new asshole with this agency. Fun starts tomorrow. Thanks "loads" Barney.
Post by: nutmeg, Aug 11, 2011 in forum: Chit Chat - Jokes 2
...and I'm not. He has a date coming tonight and we only have one asshole! Any suggestion? Sincerely, Nokia (Connecting people since 2008)
Post by: nutmeg, Jun 12, 2011 in forum: Chit Chat - Are you an a**hole?
I had a few customers who were assholes. Guess what I know that they didn't? I overcharged them. Ahahahahaha
Now sometimes circumstances...
Post by: nutmeg, Oct 28, 2010 in forum: Chit Chat - Jokes 2
...back into her vagina my dick stuck in her ass crack (NOT into her asshole, but her crack, between her butt cheeks, like a hot dog...sort of). I...
Post by: nutmeg, Jan 22, 2009 in forum: Chit Chat - Jokes 2
...you want me to do that?" He responds: "well, I don't want some asshole using all my stuff when I'm gone." She retorts with "What makes you...
Post by: nutmeg, Aug 7, 2008 in forum: Chit Chat - Jokes 2
Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his asshole is extremely loose.
Post by: nutmeg, Jan 25, 2008 in forum: Chit Chat - Jokes 2
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? "Some asshole has my pen!"
Post by: nutmeg, Dec 25, 2007 in forum: Chit Chat - Jokes 2
- You are a total asshole!
I told my psychiatrist that everyone thinks I'm an asshole. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Post by: nutmeg, May 28, 2007 in forum: Chit Chat
Of all the problems to have...
Woman asks for divorce ‘because husband didn’t want sex three times a day
http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/18/woman...and-didnt-want-sex-three-times-a-day-5068488/
Woman asks for divorce ‘because husband didn’t want sex three times a day
http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/18/woman...and-didnt-want-sex-three-times-a-day-5068488/
Fart football???!!!!
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides."
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides."