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Quote from nutmeg:

My main hope for 2004 is to clear up my dementia issues.
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A man went for a medical check up. While waiting for the results, the doctor came to him and said, "Mister Smith, I have two pieces of bad news for you."

"Yeah?" asked the man.

"You have cancer and you have Alzheimer's," said the doctor.

"Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
 
Hey...:D

I bought a Persian rug on line.

It was advertised as being in mint condition.

When it arrived, there was a big fucking hole in the middle.

Ahahahaha..:D get it????

Like a mint with a hole in the middle..:cool:

:D
 
Welcome to our newest member, ivannovikovskiy

hmnnn....

Ivannovikovskiy sounds classical, maybe the guy is a composer.

In other news....

Music scholars have found interesting new details about one of
Ivannovikovskiy early scores.

She was eighteen years old and worked in the bakery.:cool:

:D
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Hey...:D

I bought a Persian rug on line.

It was advertised as being in mint condition.

When it arrived, there was a big fucking hole in the middle.

Ahahahaha..:D get it????

Like a mint with a hole in the middle..:cool:

:D
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Good one!
 
Barry the Bull ambles over to the pigsty and says to Peter the Pig,

"What do you reckon is the most important invention ever?"

"Well," says Peter the Pig, "possibly the automobile, or the telephone, even the computer, but personally I think it's tofu."
 
Time Inc. Will Lay Off 700 After 5% Ad Decline

Guess having Barry on the cover 2 times didn't sell any mags.lmao..

Just like the times he campaigned for fellow dems and they ended up losing...:D

Obama is bad "juju" as they say in Kenya....
 
A guy was walking down the beach and finds a brass lamp. He rubs it and a Genie appears and says, "What is your wish?" The guy thinks and then says, "Eternal Life." The Genie says, "That is the one wish I cannot grant." The guy thinks again and says, "I would like to live until congress will put aside party affiliations and egos and just work together for the benefit of the American citizen." The Genie looks at the guy and says, "You crafty SOB!"
 
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I was looking at some astronomy maps with an astronomer friend of mine and he was showing me some different black holes.

I guess i wasn't cut out for astronomy because all black holes look alike to me.
 
Yet another article out talking about how women who eat blackberries and blueberries have better heart health.

I always make sure my women have a lot of black and blue.
 
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