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For real predictions!
1. If Obama wins the election - within a week, banks will be closed and soldiers will be marching in the streets.
2. Within a week of Election Day, if Mitt Romney is elected as President, we will wake up to a day when all banks and government offices will be closed and soldiers will be marching in the streets of our cities and towns!
3. I'LL PREDICT 6 DAYS AFTER THE ELECTION, NO MATTER WHO WINS. ALL BANKS WILL BE CLOSED. SOME SCHOOLS WILL BE CLOSED AND SOLDIERS WILL BE MARCHING IN THE STREETS
4.When the votes are counted and (you-know-who wins,) within one week the banks will be closed and soldiers marching in the streets. In fact, I am absolutely certain this will happen THIS year, and am willing to back that up with a $10,000 wager!
*** FYI, Veterans Day falls on Nov. 11th, less than a week after the election, and will be observed on Monday the 12th as a federal holiday. Banks will be closed, soldiers marching in parades, etc.
(from http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2012/10/18/dire-election-prediction.htm?nl=1)
1. If Obama wins the election - within a week, banks will be closed and soldiers will be marching in the streets.
2. Within a week of Election Day, if Mitt Romney is elected as President, we will wake up to a day when all banks and government offices will be closed and soldiers will be marching in the streets of our cities and towns!
3. I'LL PREDICT 6 DAYS AFTER THE ELECTION, NO MATTER WHO WINS. ALL BANKS WILL BE CLOSED. SOME SCHOOLS WILL BE CLOSED AND SOLDIERS WILL BE MARCHING IN THE STREETS
4.When the votes are counted and (you-know-who wins,) within one week the banks will be closed and soldiers marching in the streets. In fact, I am absolutely certain this will happen THIS year, and am willing to back that up with a $10,000 wager!
*** FYI, Veterans Day falls on Nov. 11th, less than a week after the election, and will be observed on Monday the 12th as a federal holiday. Banks will be closed, soldiers marching in parades, etc.
(from http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2012/10/18/dire-election-prediction.htm?nl=1)
I was going to dress up as Obama for Halloween but every time I would go trick or treat at someone's door... they would be asking me for stuff.