Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

I wanted to be a comedian but I took an arrow to the knee.

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[nutmeg]

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[nutmeg]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes.

Then I took a vagina to the penis.

 

[nutmeg]

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[nutmeg]

My girlfriend was going to leave me because of my Skyrim obsession.

But ......

She took an arrow to the knee..

Ahahahahaha....

Ha...

 

[nutmeg]

 

[Brass]

"What would you like to drink?" the barman asked him. A neutrino walked into a bar.

 

[TGregg]

Quote from Brass:

"What would you like to drink?" the barman asked him. A neutrino walked into a bar.

I tried a joke like that.

Neutrino.
Who's there?
Knock knock.

Nobody got it.

 

[nutmeg]

(takes stage....warm up... )

A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar.
The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

(drum roll....)


A neutrino walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve neutrino in this bar."

The neutrino says. "Hey, I'm foiking passin trew""

(It was a bar in Jersey)

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

(takes stage....warm up... )
A neutrino walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve neutrino in this bar."

The neutrino says. "Hey, I'm foiking passin trew""

(It was a bar in Jersey)

Maybe this would be better.

A neutrino walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve neutrino in this bar."

The neutrino says. "Hey,Copernicus, I'm taking a foiking shoitcut"