A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irving! All he wants is anal sex and my butt hole is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an eight-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $10,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?"
