Joke- Dumbocrats don't read! Lol

[LEAPup]

I'm an Independent, leaning Libertarian, Founding Father's, gun owner rights, low tax, small, "we're here to assist the states" government, common sense minded guy. I happen to like this one even as an independent:

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

 

[cstfx]

How many Democratic union lackeys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sadly this is real and in a union contract, which stipulates 4.

Would be funny if it weren't true.

 

[peilthetraveler]

lol

 

[Lucrum]

Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we!

The good news about Obamas inauguration was that of the two million people who showed up, only 10 of them had to call off work.

Whats the difference between Karl Marx and Obama? Nobody knows.

How can you tell a Conservative home owner apart from a Democratic home owner? Ask who is paying the Mortgage. The Conservative will point to himself, and the democrat will also point at the conservative.

What do you call a gathering of terrorists, financial scam artists, tax dodgers, and sexual predators? A democratic convention.



Top Reasons to be a Democrat

1. Being a racist, and calling conservatives racist.

2. Having the media on your side.

3. If there are rumors that you are involved in a scandal, you are able to claim it was a right wing conspiracy spreading the rumors.

4. If the rumors are proved to be true, you are able to say your a target of the right wing conspiracy.

5. If you are involved in a scandal, you can claim to be a victim.

6. You can say what you want, act as stupid as you want, and still be portrayed as a smart intelligent person by the media.

7. You can be a hate monger, and call those who aren’t hate mongers.

 

[Lucrum]

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[Mnphats]

Quote from Lucrum:

Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we!

The good news about Obamas inauguration was that of the two million people who showed up, only 10 of them had to call off work.

Whats the difference between Karl Marx and Obama? Nobody knows.

How can you tell a Conservative home owner apart from a Democratic home owner? Ask who is paying the Mortgage. The Conservative will point to himself, and the democrat will also point at the conservative.

What do you call a gathering of terrorists, financial scam artists, tax dodgers, and sexual predators? A democratic convention.



Top Reasons to be a Democrat

1. Being a racist, and calling conservatives racist.

2. Having the media on your side.

3. If there are rumors that you are involved in a scandal, you are able to claim it was a right wing conspiracy spreading the rumors.

4. If the rumors are proved to be true, you are able to say your a target of the right wing conspiracy.

5. If you are involved in a scandal, you can claim to be a victim.

6. You can say what you want, act as stupid as you want, and still be portrayed as a smart intelligent person by the media.

7. You can be a hate monger, and call those who aren’t hate mongers.