Joke.... "A Muslim Goes To The Doctor"

Scataphagos

Scataphagos

A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says "I feel terrible." The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and shit in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days."

The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says "I feel wonderful! what was wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "You were homesick."

___________________________________________________

If American leaders had even a miniscule of grey matter, we'd "BUTT OUT OF THE MUSLIM WORLD"



:mad:
 
Quote from Scataphagos:
----Muslim immigrant....
----pee....
----shit....
----dead fish....
----rotting cabbage.
----inhale the vapors....
----homesick.
More...
I'll send some money to your PayPal account, ScatMan. :D :p :cool:
 
Quote from nazzdack:

I'll send some money to your PayPal account, ScatMan. :D :p :cool:
More...

GREAT!

All such donations I forward to The Max Fund... a local no-kill animal shelter.

:mad:
 
A college student is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He saves the girl's life, but the pit bull is killed in the process. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top