Joe Lunchbucket

[Aquarians]

Well I'm not entirely sure why you call him that, originally wanted to call this thread "C2H5OH", but eventually I might have figured it out.

I hope you realized that more than 50% of my posts on this site are me being drunk. OK, 90%.

But lemme give you a short lesson in statistics: how representive is that 1-2% of my life for the total figure?

Cheers!

 

[Aquarians]

Don't think just because I'm drunk I'm irrational. Think when I sober up you find a 10,000x more Joe Lunchbuckets (down to Earth that is).

Why, apart from this being a niche forum, don't I give a fuck about you knowing I'm drunk at this point?

1) Because as some piece of shits on this forum are projecting power over me "they wouldn't / ain't gonna hire me".

Well fuckers. First you've no power since this forum has the "individual ban" feature (which the Bolsheviks simply called "execution").

2) Then, I admit. You're right. I just halved or worse, DECIMATED my chances for a job. From 2% to 1% or worse, 0.2%!

Have you ever met not Bolsheviks but Germans? Not even that, Habsburgs?

3) ...

Not on this forum though it's pretty high standard by my low standards