Joe Biden - The Fake President

[BeautifulStranger]

I have heard the media going gaga over Fake President Joe Biden's announcement that there will be a return to regular press briefings under Biden.

And why not:

1) Joe sure as hell is not going to be appearing face to face with the press a couple times a day as Trump has.

2) Most of the media work for the dnc in fact or in spirit so they are just showing up to promote the cause- which includes first and foremost making a dem president look good - every day.


The dem party script calls for the press to counter Trumps history of radical transparency by touting the return to press conferences- formal ones anyway- Trump held two a day on average.

Don't shiite yourself though. The media is/are bootlickers for the dems but they do have their daytime gig trying to make their network survive and have some material to work with for their shows and they are some confused and unhappy about how this is all going to work out with a fake cardboard cut-out president. As much as they pretend to want a regularly scheduled press conference, they are savvy enough to see that Biden will set up frontmen/women to speak for him and splain his lack of transparency and they are agitated over that. They would like that in addition to seeing Joe, but not as a substitute. Good luck wit dat. And they may get some of Joe appearing more in the beginning, but in the end the handlers always decide that less of Joe is better than more. Actually it is not about appearing more. It is about answering questions. Joe's response to the hiding in the basement charges was to start appearing at places but then not taking questions after his teleprompter routine.
Believe me, more to come with that routine.

womp......womp.......

Since this a contested election, is it too soon to be calling Joe a fake President? By the way, should “Fake” be capitalized, if or when we refer to Joe as President?

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

Since this a contested election, is it too soon to be calling Joe a fake President? By the way, should “Fake” be capitalized, if or when we refer to Joe as President?

No. Joe's status as a fake president continues even if he is inaugurated because it refers to the fact that he is a cardboard cut-out of a real president and his handlers are the real executives in chief.

Similarly, Joe was a fake nominee. A cardboard cut-out, basement boy, who no-showed while those who were really in charge of being the leader of the dem party just used him as a prop.

Fake nominee.........fake president.

 

[Cuddles]

No. Joe's status as a fake president continues even if he is inaugurated because it refers to the fact that he is a cardboard cut-out of a real president and his handlers are the real executives in chief.

Similarly, Joe was a fake nominee. A cardboard cut-out, basement boy, who no-showed while those who were really in charge of being the leader of the dem party just used him as a prop.

Fake nominee.........fake president.

you mean he's your president.

 

[TreeFrogTrader]

you mean he's your president.

Trump is your president.

We know from the confirmation hearings for Amy, you and your ilk argued that Trump's presidency ends the day after the election. Not so. Refer to Associate Justice Amy Coney Barrett for more on that.

 

[Hotcakes]

The election was stolen. Its totally obvious.

 

[userque]

Since this a contested election, is it too soon to be calling Joe a fake President? By the way, should “Fake” be capitalized, if or when we refer to Joe as President?

It's not a difficult concept, as I'm sure you know. But here, let me help you.

Initial things stand, until overturned. Initiating a challenge doesn't, in and of itself, change the status.

Initial umpire calls stand, until overturned. Initiating a challenge doesn't, in and of itself, change the status.

Initial court rulings stand, until overturned. Initiating an appeal doesn't, in and of itself, change the status.

Election results stand, until overturned. Initiating a challenge doesn't, in and of itself, change the status.

Innocent until, proven guilty. Indicting doesn't, in and of itself, mean guilt.

So, yeah, Biden is POTUS-elect, unless and until that determination is overturned by a court.

 

[Nine_Ender]

As opposed to summa cum laude Trump?

Some of the professors at Trump's school remember him as generally clueless perhaps the dumbest student they ever had. I'm sure TreeFrogTrader's high school teachers say the same thing about him. Too many kids get pushed through school getting a pass when they should have failed; he's no doubt one of them.

 

[DiceAreCast]

And why would a jihadi care to kill you if you did him no harm?

I heard that one of the first executive orders that Fake President Joe Biden is planning to overturn is the ban on muslim countries that do not comply with or lack the capacity to comply with out vetting requirements.

What could go wrong there?

It will go okay for a while. Until it does not. Could be months, could be years, but when the heads roll- literally- as a result of a terrorist attack from a jihadi from one of those countries, Joe will have some explaining to do. Most likely his excuse will be "I don't remember lifting that ban just as I did not remember to put my pants on before the press conference last week."

But then again, Joe will give those countries and Iran everything they want so that buys him some protection, and of course, the Big Guy gets 10 as part of any deal.

 

[DiceAreCast]

And why can the US have hundreds if not thousands of nuclear war heads but nobody else?

Joe will give billions to Iran so they can build even MORE nuclear bombs. He is dumb like Obama.

 

[Cuddles]

Some of the professors at Trump's school remember him as generally clueless perhaps the dumbest student they ever had. I'm sure TreeFrogTrader's high school teachers say the same thing about him. Too many kids get pushed through school getting a pass when they should have failed; he's no doubt one of them.

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