Jim Cramer gone?

He may just be hiring a new staff. We shall see.

Jim Cramer fires entire staff after soundboard calls him a stock pumper


NEW YORK CITY- CNBC television personality and host of long-running investment series “Mad Money” Jim Cramer was recently caught by surprise on-air. Cramer, who famously operates a large soundboard to bolster his commentary, was recommending his viewers purchase shares of Nordic American Tankers (NAT). He pressed a button expecting to hear a “Hallelujah” sound, but instead heard a voice with a snarky message: “Nice stonk pump, Jimmy Chill. When are you dumping it?”

Cramer was furious. “I am not a stock pumper. What the hell even is a ‘stonk’ anyway?” Believing this to be a practical joke from one of his millennial producers, he reacted swiftly by firing every member of his staff. “How’s that for a ‘stonk pump,’ you little turds?”

Cramer has faced criticism recently by anonymous finance-focused Twitter accounts with accusations that he is a “shill” who pumps stock prices regardless of the consequences. “I block anyone who suggests I pump stocks. I’m one of the people.” Cramer explained. “It doesn’t matter what I’ve said in the past. It’s only a stock pump if I say it is.”

The recently terminated members of Cramer’s staff mostly refused to comment. One producer had the following to say: “We’re all joining Twitter now. It’s the only place left that cuts through the crap.”

https://thestonkmarket.com/jim-cramer-fires-entire-staff-after-soundboard-calls-him-a-stock-pumper/
 
He may just be hiring a new staff. We shall see.

Jim Cramer fires entire staff after soundboard calls him a stock pumper


NEW YORK CITY- CNBC television personality and host of long-running investment series “Mad Money” Jim Cramer was recently caught by surprise on-air. Cramer, who famously operates a large soundboard to bolster his commentary, was recommending his viewers purchase shares of Nordic American Tankers (NAT). He pressed a button expecting to hear a “Hallelujah” sound, but instead heard a voice with a snarky message: “Nice stonk pump, Jimmy Chill. When are you dumping it?”

Cramer was furious. “I am not a stock pumper. What the hell even is a ‘stonk’ anyway?” Believing this to be a practical joke from one of his millennial producers, he reacted swiftly by firing every member of his staff. “How’s that for a ‘stonk pump,’ you little turds?”

Cramer has faced criticism recently by anonymous finance-focused Twitter accounts with accusations that he is a “shill” who pumps stock prices regardless of the consequences. “I block anyone who suggests I pump stocks. I’m one of the people.” Cramer explained. “It doesn’t matter what I’ve said in the past. It’s only a stock pump if I say it is.”

The recently terminated members of Cramer’s staff mostly refused to comment. One producer had the following to say: “We’re all joining Twitter now. It’s the only place left that cuts through the crap.”

https://thestonkmarket.com/jim-cramer-fires-entire-staff-after-soundboard-calls-him-a-stock-pumper/
LOL...satire.
 
"“It doesn’t matter what I’ve said in the past. It’s only a stock pump if I say it is.”"

It's comedy gold Jerry, comedy gold I tell you!!!
 
I use Noxzema to clean up your mom's vag before pumping it.

She is been dead for a while, so I doubt it. Noxzema is for YOUR face...

And THREE CANS OF IT...

HARDCORE...

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One of our fundamental long shorts msg’d Cramer about one of his stock picks. Cramer responded with “this is my only and last post to you: you are wrong”

Our guy had given a well thought reason why the stock Cramer was pumping wasn’t a good one.
 
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