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Quote from steve46:

My "Superconciousness" is telling me....

If you would spend a little more time taking your anti-depressants you wouldn't have to post this crap

I really do mean it, find a good therapist and do some introspective work on yourself....If this is how you want to spend your life great.....but you could be doing so much more....

The "Jesus" role playing thing...its already been done....Mel Gibson did the movie recently....you could have auditioned for the part....too bad thats gone....Why don't you get yourself an agent and try hitting the streets with your act.....the costume is easy to get ahold of...simple robe, sandals, let your hair grow...chicks really dig that look....unless you're a big fat slob...which could hinder the screen thing......

Oh well, back to reality...ES is over for the day.....

Good luck fake jesus.....

Don't worry the real Jesus still loves you....he's just laughing his ass off.....What a world

Indeed. The least he could do is to stop contradicting himself. If he were really Jesus, one would think he would be more convincing if he stopped trying to be a one-man "rewrite the scripture" campaign as well :D
 
Quote from rcanfiel:

Indeed. The least he could do is to stop contradicting himself. If he were really Jesus, one would think he would be more convincing if he stopped trying to be a one-man "rewrite the scripture" campaign as well :D

Are you saying that because I contradict *scripture* I contradict "myself"?
I didn't write any of the *scripture*.
How do you figure?

Jesus
 
Quote from I am...:

Are you saying that because I contradict *scripture* I contradict "myself"?
I didn't write any of the *scripture*.
How do you figure?

Jesus

Let's make this simple, so you can grasp it.

1) You are not Jesus
2) You are not Jesus
3) You are not Jesus
4) You are not Jesus
5) You are not Jesus
6) You are not Jesus

The real Jesus is the main purpose of the OT & NT.

1) You are less relevant than a fruitfly
2) You are less relevant than a fruitfly
3) You are less relevant than a fruitfly
4) You are less relevant than a fruitfly
5) You are less relevant than a fruitfly
6) You are less relevant than a fruitfly

Little of what you write squares with what the real Jesus (not yourself) wrote

1) You belong in a padded cell, with a lovely longsleeved straightjacket, so you don't accidentally cut yourself
2) You belong in a padded cell, with a lovely longsleeved straightjacket, so you don't accidentally cut yourself
3) You belong in a padded cell, with a lovely longsleeved straightjacket, so you don't accidentally cut yourself
4) You belong in a padded cell, with a lovely longsleeved straightjacket, so you don't accidentally cut yourself
5) You belong in a padded cell, with a lovely longsleeved straightjacket, so you don't accidentally cut yourself
6) You belong in a padded cell, with a lovely longsleeved straightjacket, so you don't accidentally cut yourself

So I don't make the mistake of continuing dialogue with someone suffering from messianic dementia

1) You are joining my IGNORE group
2) You are joining my IGNORE group
3) You are joining my IGNORE group
4) You are joining my IGNORE group
5) You are joining my IGNORE group
6) You are joining my IGNORE group

Discussions with you are about as gratifying as reading posts from the former BNBAnalytics
 
Quote from rcanfiel:

Little of what you write squares with what the real Jesus (not yourself) wrote

1) You belong in a padded cell, with a lovely longsleeved straightjacket, so you don't accidentally cut yourself

Let's put it this way...

The real Jesus did not write any *scripture*.
You are here saying he did.
Who belongs in a padded cell?
 
Quote from steve46:

Good luck fake jesus.....

Don't worry the real Jesus still loves you....he's just laughing his ass off.....What a world



What about you Steve46?
You seem pretty knowledgeable about things.
Do you think the real Jesus wrote *scripture* too?
 
Quote from AKHENATON:

Jesus, what do you think about the New World Order created by the Zionists, Free Masons and Jesuits ,and what about the Kabbalah that is base religion for it?
Please don't encourage him
 
Quote from I am...:

What about you Steve46?
You seem pretty knowledgeable about things.
Do you think the real Jesus wrote *scripture* too?


Well if by "knowledgeable" you mean I went to good schools and paid attention during class, then yes...."I am..." (sorry couldn't resist)....


For those still on this physical plane, the consensus is that we don't know who wrote the new testament, except that it was written in an archaic form of Greek. As I recall the "Gospels" were written somewhere between 46-100+ AD (meaning after the death of Christ)

The old testament was completed before the birth of Christ so it would be kind of hard for Jesus to have written them...

You folks can google the rest. Interesting though that someone who professes to be Jesus would ask those questions, ISN'T IT......:cool:

This is why its tough to take you seriously fake jesus...If you want to sustain the mystery and give people the feeling that you could be the real thing, then you have to display a little more intellect than this.....but you haven't got it in you....

So in my opinion, talking to you is sort of like talking to George Bush....You want to be respectful....you want to be impressed but then the guy opens his mouth and you just have to laugh...:D

For whatever its worth fake jesus, I end up feeling sorry for you...
 
Quote from steve46:

Well if by "knowledgeable" you mean I went to good schools and paid attention during class, then yes...."I am..." (sorry couldn't resist)....


For those still on this physical plane, the consensus is that we don't know who wrote the new testament, except that it was written in an archaic form of Greek. As I recall the "Gospels" were written somewhere between 46-100+ AD (meaning after the death of Christ)

The old testament was completed before the birth of Christ so it would be kind of hard for Jesus to have written them...

You folks can google the rest. Interesting though that someone who professes to be Jesus would ask those questions, ISN'T IT......:cool:

This is why its tough to take you seriously fake jesus...If you want to sustain the mystery and give people the feeling that you could be the real thing, then you have to display a little more intellect than this.....but you haven't got it in you....

So in my opinion, talking to you is sort of like talking to George Bush....You want to be respectful....you want to be impressed but then the guy opens his mouth and you just have to laugh...:D

For whatever its worth fake jesus, I end up feeling sorry for you...

It's a rhetorical question, kind of like, "Who do you say that I am?"
You're logic is pretty solid (except for not recognizing the rhetorical question).

The question is: Why do you think rcanfiel thinks the real Jesus wrote scripture?
That is, why does he equate scripture with "me"?

Paul began preaching about twenty years after my *death*.
And yet, as you indicate, the gospels were two to ten decades after Paul started preaching.
Meanwhile, the source of those gospels is destroyed,
and the next earliest known gospel - Thomas - is left out, attacked, and nearly destroyed.

Rcanfiel sees no possibility for spin,
or the manipulation of facts to fit a Paul influenced paradigm.

How can he justify this except to put the Truth on ignore?

Jesus
 
We hear so often the phrase, "Jesus said..." relative to *scripture*.
But the best anyone not in a padded cell can ever really say is:

"This is what some relatively unknown interpreter said Jesus said."
And/or,
"This is what an interpreter said Jesus said between two and ten decades after Paul told us what Jesus means. "


Jesus
 
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