Jesus was 'gay:' Elton John

stu · Feb 20, 2010

Quote from HelloDollar:

This morning, Billy Joel canceled his joint summer tour with elton.

Perhaps a lover's tiff .
Anyway, Jesus might have been gay or bi-curious, hanging out only with 12 guys all his hypothetical life. He was supposed to be human after all.

I wonder if homosexuals worry they might be Christian.

Wallet · Feb 20, 2010

Quote from stu:

Perhaps a lover's tiff .
Anyway, Jesus might have been gay or bi-curious, hanging out only with 12 guys all his hypothetical life. He was supposed to be human after all.

I wonder if homosexuals worry they might be Christian.

Seeing as how homosexuality is considered unnatural and an abomination in the eyes of God, I doubt it.

Free Thinker · Feb 20, 2010

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Seeing as how homosexuality is considered unnatural and an abomination in the eyes of God, I doubt it.

if homosexuality is an "abomination in the eyes of God". why does he seem to have no problem with his represenatives on earth, priests, raping little alter boys? does he enjoy watching?

bronks · Feb 20, 2010

Quote from unretired:

ODD ... mark my words.

Mocking God and that level of pride comes before destruction.
It is a guarantee of sowing and reaping.

Watch for some destructive reaping in Elton Johns flesh forthwith.

These things are an easy call and as reliable as gravity.

Ok here you go:

I'm now mocking god...

"FUCK GOD and the white horse he rode in on." -- bronks

... check back with me in a few weeks and I'll let you know if pestilence has been bestowed upon me.

And by the way... FUCK YOU TOO! Goddamed moron.

PiggyBank · Feb 20, 2010

Quote from bronks:

Ok here you go:

"FUCK GOD and the white horse he rode in on." -- bronks

I am not mocking anyone's beliefs but come on... really EJ is just a lost cause and no one should listen to his dumb ass remarks. Then talking about God destroying him is just as stupid.

Wallet · Feb 20, 2010

Quote from vhehn:

if homosexuality is an "abomination in the eyes of God". why does he seem to have no problem with his represenatives on earth, priests, raping little alter boys? does he enjoy watching?

What an absurd statement. They will be judged like everyone else. Actually I think Jesus said, It would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around his neck than for him to cause one of these little ones to sin.

bronks · Feb 20, 2010

Quote from PiggyBank:

I am not mocking anyone's beliefs but come on... really EJ is just a lost cause and no one should listen to his dumb ass remarks. Then talking about God destroying him is just as stupid.

I cannot express in words my contempt for people that judge and wish ill on others by their gods law.

Free Thinker · Feb 20, 2010

Quote from Wallet:

What an absurd statement. They will be judged like everyone else. Actually I think Jesus said, It would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around his neck than for him to cause one of these little ones to sin.

does god care about the victims? is he a helpless weakling or does he enjoy watching?

Epicurus: Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

Wallet · Feb 20, 2010

Quote from vhehn:

does god care about the victims? is he a helpless weakling or does he enjoy watching?

Epicurus: Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

If He appeared right now and put an end to all evil, disease, everything bad, would you bow you knee and worship Him?

He gives us free will, the choice to do both good or bad. It's not God, it's the person who chooses to sin.

unretired · Feb 20, 2010

Quote from bronks:

Ok here you go:

I'm now mocking god...

"FUCK GOD and the white horse he rode in on." -- bronks

... check back with me in a few weeks and I'll let you know if pestilence has been bestowed upon me.

And by the way... FUCK YOU TOO! Goddamed moron.

Sow and reap what you wish ... that's your affair and free will.
Depreciation gets one in the hole faster.
Appreciation allows people to rise above.

I just don't feel you mocked God ... more of a silly baby tantrum really.
Amusing ... but I don't think too dangerous ... maybe just in need of a diaper change.

... nothing here folks.