If you've ever strolled through town listening to a Walkman, you have experienced the feeling of great wealth. With headphones on you need not hear the panhandlersâ cries for help. Your money doesn't solve the world's problems. Rather, it gives you the choice to simply tune them out.
With money, you are who you want to be. It's the cab rides. It's the cell phone. It's the comfort of not really having to care. When you are at the top of your game, you are your money.
It is everything you have worked for. It is all of what you have and most of what you'll ever have. If someone leaves you something of meaning, it probably was money. Money mops up your medical and clears up your credit card.
It's your sudden interest in collectibles, in eBay, in fine art. It's your secret test drive nobody knew about. It's your penchant for Pavarotti and product request from Rayban.
Your money is your mojo. It's your swagger. Itâs your sway, safety and stability. Your money is your politics, ethics and values. It's more than a little difficult to "put your money where your mouth is" when you don't have any. People without any money usually don't have very big mouths. They can't afford to.
Your money is your knowledge. It is your magazine subscriptions and your data feeds. It's your high-bandwidth recipes, chat rooms, pornography and sports scores.
Would you like dessert? A defibrillator? Another drink? A day off? Your money is about having that choice. If you are about the variety of life, then you are your money. Money is the right to just about anything.
When you can't talk, money will. When there's nothing to say, your money buys you silence. It buys you a window seat. It buys you a bottle of wine. In a private moment, you'd admit to being neither terribly talented nor special. It's what gets you in. It's what makes you right. Money is your only justification for everything that came before now. It's how you explain yourself in no uncertain terms.
Money is what gets you high. It's what makes you turgid. It's what gives you the strength to get out of bed in the morning.
You are Dean and Deluca, not Denny's. You are Lepanisse, not the Lone Star Steakhouse. You are a controller of capital, a mover of men. And unlike your marriage, your mother-in-law, your relationships or religion, money is something you'll never be tired of.
In New York City, cops busted Liv Tyler's celeb-infested pot party and decided to stay for the fun. However, the dude caught stuffing a turkey under his coat gets roughed up on Rikers Island. You are not going to Rikers.....not when you have money.
You are an intelligent, well-groomed, upwardly mobile, law-abiding citizen. You are this because of money. With money you are Joe Q. Public. Without it you are public enemy No. 1. It is the fresh flowers. It is your kid's clarinet lessons.
When you send it back or want it faster, it is because you are determined to get your money's worth. When you demand a refund, you demand it in dollar-denominated terms. Good karma won't cut it.
If you pay bills, you are your money. Your only right to have bills comes from your ability to pay them.
It's HBO, Skinemax and the Movie Channel. It's the book you bought from Amazon.com but never read.
It's what is behind your sudden lack of interest in the environmental movement. Why protect what we haveâ¦..when we have so much? Money sucks your empathy for the sickly - after all, they're getting the best that money can buy.
Money is the answer to most any question you can think of. When you are in a jam, money gets you out. It is the online brokerage account. It's the new kitchen cabinets.
Time is money and you are a very busy individual. When you are out of time, you are usually also out of money.
Money is the 401K you never thought of before 1997. It's Bloomingdales. It's Banana Republic. Itâs the right to celebrate: your birth, your baptism, your confirmation, your communion. Like it or not, your daily bread has a greenish hue.
With your $25 membership to the fine arts museum comes the silent smug of arrogance privy only to card-carrying supporters - financial supporters. If you love the arts, then you are your money. Fine art is there for those who can afford it.
Everyone in your life wants something, and most of them would prefer cash over anything else. With money you are a valuable commodity. When you have money you are someone worth wanting. You hate to wait on people, but with money people wait on you.
You are cultured and well coifed because of it. When the money runs out, so does your lifestyle. Money is what makes premium items de rigeur. Itâs what makes downscale fashion upscale.
Your money is your respite. Itâs your fun. The things you like to do cost money. Without it, you'll have to find new thingsâ¦..or simply stop having fun.
Money is behind most of what you actually desire. It can be nothing more or less than everything that exists. It's everything that you are. Your intrinsic value can be rounded down to the dollar. You are your money.