Consulting the vernacular dictionary "encyclopedia generica", a "cockhead" is far worse than a "dickhead", but not as bad a a "fuckwit".
Turns out, he was twice the legal alcohol limit, and twice the speed limit.
Guess he was drinking doubles.
It's fortunate, he did not crash into a mini-bus full of orphans, who were raising money for guide dogs for the blind, by selling adorable puppies and cute stuffed toys, whom just happened to be on said mini-bus.
Or a van full of nuns, or something equally unlikely and tragic.
Johnny Knoxville? You are a fucking cockhead.
Turns out, he was twice the legal alcohol limit, and twice the speed limit.
Guess he was drinking doubles.
It's fortunate, he did not crash into a mini-bus full of orphans, who were raising money for guide dogs for the blind, by selling adorable puppies and cute stuffed toys, whom just happened to be on said mini-bus.
Or a van full of nuns, or something equally unlikely and tragic.
Johnny Knoxville? You are a fucking cockhead.
