Quote from tango29:
Yea, it sucks being an American, we are all stupid, "cockheads". Fortunately for us the rest of the world is here to save us, or we would be long gone. I get up and thank God everyday that actors, athletes, musicians, etc from the rest of the world never die doing stupid things like the ones here in America.
Dang if we could just follow the example set by the rest of you guys we would be so well off. We could start world wars, slaughter our own people with machettes by the 10's of thousands, gas them with mustard gas, and so much more.
Thank god we have such fine examples from all you old countries, as we are only ~235 years old now. We are doing our best to follow lately, and we will soon be just like all of you if don't dig our heads out of our asses.