...and they will have burnt down the Senate office building, blamed the democrats, announced a state of marshal law and national curfews, whereupon the President will declare himself leader of the Conservative, Christian Republic of the United States and order the rounding up of all non-Christians, immigrants, gays, African Americans, Muslims, Democrats, and other threats to the safety and security of our Republic, and order that all property of such dangerous individuals be confiscated.
To demonstrate your heartfelt allegiance and subservience to the new Conservative Christian Republic you, Jem, will don an armband with the Republics symbol, which shall be a depiction of a Bible with a dollar sign inscribed on its cover against a round field of gold. The arm band shall be mint green, embroidered along its edge with the motto "annuit coeptis" interspersed between alternating depictions of the Christian cross and an assault rifle.