I think it's part of a master plan to pump fish and chips to the UK by sucking in live cod directly from the sea through the hole in the pipeline and then smuggling in the potatoes via "illegal migrants" (in reality crisis actors funded by the main stream media) crossing the English channel in small boats. This massive influx of the nations's fave dish would be enough to destabilise the entire UK and allow the sinister liberal global elites to establish a child sex trafficking ring out of the Tower of London. Unlikely? Well look at the text, the evidence is all there if you just open your eyes.