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ZZZzzzzzzz · Jul 20, 2006

RM, protecting the ET world from fellow ET posters....

How sweet....

Good thing I am not in your head and can't get to you any more...you might have to double the dosage...

LOL

Quote from Rearden Metal:

Not really. The troll is not really trying to come up with anything new, imaginative or creative. It is just re-using the same old tired tactics over and over again.

For instance, on page 16 of this thread, the creature attempts to annoy me by using the old 'Laugh when nothing is funny' tactic.

How the hell is that even supposed to work, considering the fact that I've already pointed out this tactic, along with the rest of LoZZZer's playbook- half a year ago! How do you win a battle by doing exactly what your opponent expects you to do?

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=988742&highlight=troll+zoologists#post988742

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A team of dedicated troll zoologists has spent the past five years observing the troll in its natural habitat. Here are their findings:

Trolling 101:

If you happen to play poker, understand that professional trolls utilize a very similar strategy: Tight-aggressive

Tight: Don't give the victim an inch! Never admit the possibility of ever having been wrong. Never say anything which can be remotely useful or helpful to anyone. Never provide the prey with a single word he may wish to hear. Give nothing!

Aggressive: Focus! Your goal is not conversation or debate, but the exact opposite- nihilism. Mercy is merely a handicap of the weak. You are a disease with only one goal in mind: writing whatever it takes to piss off the victim. Contradict yourself all the time, repeat the victim's words verbatim like a bratty child, take the high road and repeatedly request that the victim stay on topic, post in every single thread and then accuse the victim of 'stalking' when he shows up in one of them, make ridiculous statements- but do it assertively and repeatedly, but most importantly:

Laugh when nothing is funny!
Laugh at the victim constantly, use smiley faces, and pretend to completely miss every single point he tries to make. Remember, looking like a complete idiot yourself is unavoidable if you wish to troll at the professional level.

Another key troll tactic is the practice of winning by losing. While the victim is trying to put forward solid and convincing facts to prove his position, the troll's only goal is to infuriate its prey. The troll takes (what it knows to be) a badly flawed, wholly illogical argument, and then vigorously defends it while mocking and insulting its prey. The troll looks like a complete idiot, but this is all part of the plan. The victim becomes noticeably angry by trying to repeatedly explain the flaws of the troll's argument. Provoking this anger was the troll's one and only goal from the very beginning.

Another important trolling tip I learned by observing LoZZZer's work: The lioness does not indiscriminately launch an attack on every animal she wishes to eat. She stalks her prey, determining which specific individual antelope is weak, tired and slow. The expert troll must use this very approach, as not every post is worth trolling. ZTroll specifically waits for someone to discuss a topic which is of great personal importance to the prey. With an innate sense of unyielding discipline- a product of millions of years of painstaking troll evolution, ZTroll crouches in the brush, patiently waiting for an emotional, dedicated post. A post where the prey feels so strongly about a certain topic, he can't restrain his emotional enthusiasm when arguing his point. Any post of this sort in chit chat is guaranteed to spark a LoZZZer trolling effort. The predator will then deftly pounce upon its prey, pretending to laugh hysterically at the victim's strong willed, passionate assertions while distorting them in straw-man fashion. Eye on the prize, the creature will then tightly lock its fangs around the prey's neck, clinging tightly to the jugular while deftly wringing the life from its prey until the victim cracks- i.e., becomes highly frustrated and visibly redfaced. This in turn provides the troll with its well earned nourishment, as well as the creature's only source of sexual gratification: Furious anger and anguish. Thus, the circle of life continues.

Rearden Metal · Jul 20, 2006

Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz:

RM, protecting the ET world from fellow ET posters....

How sweet....

Good thing I am not in your head and can't get to you any more...you might have to double the dosage...

LOL

See what I mean, Bruto?

ZZZero creativity, ZZZero improvisation skills, ZZZero innovation.
The above post is identical to all the rest. How is THAT supposed to piss anyone off, when I've already seen this identical message hundreds of times?

This is so dry and unimaginative, it's almost like the troll is away from it's computer, with the machine set to 'auto-troll'.

ZZZzzzzzzz · Jul 20, 2006

Dry, unimaginative and troll like is posting the same copy over, and over, and over, and over....

Expecting different results.

But then, you are a practicing drug addict, so what should be expected?

A new reaction?

<img src=http://cafewhither.bluenest.net/image/Dog.gif>

Now the real test, I'll post a photo of a teenage Russian slut, and you'll immediately get a hard on....and in a Pavlovian response sequence, you will immediately reach for your wallet to pay for some gratification...

ROTFLMAO...

Quote from Rearden Metal:

See what I mean, Bruto?

ZZZero creativity, ZZZero improvisation skills, ZZZero innovation.
The above post is identical to all the rest. How is THAT supposed to piss anyone off, when I've already seen this identical message hundreds of times?

This is so dry and unimaginative, it's almost like the troll is away from it's computer, with the machine set to 'auto-troll'.

Rearden Metal · Jul 20, 2006

Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz:

Dry, unimaginative and troll like is posting the same copy over, and over, and over, and over....

Expecting different results.

But then, you are a practicing drug addict, so what should be expected?

A new reaction?

<img src=http://cafewhither.bluenest.net/image/Dog.gif>

Now the real test, I'll post a photo of a teenage Russian slut, and you'll immediately get a hard on....and in a Pavlovian response sequence, you will immediately reach for your wallet to pay for some gratification...

ROTFLMAO...

I could code up a more creative troll-bot in 5 minutes, using less than ten lines of BASIC.

10 RESPOND to Rearden Metal
20 PRINT "Drug Addict"
30 PRINT "Russian Sluts"
40 INPUT- Laugh when nothing is funny
50 POST IMAGE
60 RUN
70 GOTO 10

ZZZzzzzzzz · Jul 20, 2006

Keep repeating:

He is not in my head...he is not in my head...he is not in my head......

Quote from Rearden Metal:

I could code up a more creative troll-bot in 5 minutes, using less than ten lines of BASIC.

10 RESPOND to Rearden Metal
20 PRINT "Drug Addict"
30 Print "Russian Sluts"
40 INPUT- Laugh when nothing is funny
50 Post image
60 RUN
70 GOTO 10

Rearden Metal · Jul 20, 2006

Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz:

Keep repeating:

He is not in my head...he is not in my head...he is not in my head......

LMAO... what a burnout!

Trolling at the professional level is your entire LIFE, yet you no longer take any pride in your work. Trolling ET is all you had, and now you've completely lost your passion & spark.

You're impotent and worthless, old man. You can't even TROLL properly anymore. My friendly advice; Just end it, dude. Get a shotgun, blow out your rotted excuse for a brain, and you'll finally be at peace with the world.

Don't worry, you won't be missed.

Bruto Blukowski · Jul 20, 2006

Quote from Rearden Metal:

How the hell is that even supposed to work, considering the fact that I've already pointed out this tactic, along with the rest of LoZZZer's playbook- half a year ago! How do you win a battle by doing exactly what your opponent expects you to do?

I understand his tactics.

I really have pity for him.

As mentioned before, rejoicing that his wife got out from under his pure evil to receive a new and free life. That is truly a wonderful thought and great news.

ZZZzzzzzzz · Jul 20, 2006

"He is not in my head...he is not in my head...he is not in my head..."

Quote from Rearden Metal:

LMAO... what a burnout!

Trolling at the professional level is your entire LIFE, yet you no longer take any pride in your work. Trolling ET is all you had, and now you've completely lost your passion & spark.

You're impotent and worthless, old man. You can't even TROLL properly anymore. My friendly advice; Just end it, dude. Get a shotgun, blow out your rotted excuse for a brain, and you'll finally be at peace with the world.

Don't worry, you won't be missed.

FanOfFridays · Jul 21, 2006

Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz:

"He is not in my head...he is not in my head...he is not in my head..."

Z!!! Old buddy. Something has changed here at ET. First there was your frothing a few weeks back when a bunch of people owned you at the same time on different threads. That produced the outburst of profanity and references to anal penetration which I summed up.

Now, you can't post on any thread without various highly respected member of ET coming forward, going out of their way to tell you what a moron you are.

I just re-read RM's post, 'Trolling 101'. It is freaky how perfectly he has you pegged. I think he wrote this before I even knew of your existence, and yet what he describes is EXACTLY what you do to me.

I have owned you so badly so many times and pushed you to froth and rant and post nonsense. But none of what I have elicited from you comes close to the ownage contained in Rearden Metal's 'Trolling 101'. You could evade and assert and avoid and pretend for another 122,754 posts, but as long as you post here (which may not be that much longer) you will never, ever be able to match it.

You are completely discredited on these threads.

Now that no one pays any attention to your posts except to mock and school you, the only thing left is the one thing that would drive you bonkers more than anything else.

You know what that is

By the way... aren't you a drug addict?

ZZZzzzzzzz · Jul 21, 2006

Go stalk someone else you freak...

Quote from traderNik:

Z!!! Old buddy. Something has changed here at ET. First there was your frothing a few weeks back when a bunch of people owned you at the same time on different threads. That produced the outburst of profanity and references to anal penetration which I summed up.

Now, you can't post on any thread without various highly respected member of ET coming forward, going out of their way to tell you what a moron you are.

I just re-read RM's post, 'Trolling 101'. It is freaky how perfectly he has you pegged. I think he wrote this before I even knew of your existence, and yet what he describes is EXACTLY what you do to me.

I have owned you so badly so many times and pushed you to froth and rant and post nonsense. But none of what I have elicited from you comes close to the ownage contained in Rearden Metal's 'Trolling 101'. You could evade and assert and avoid and pretend for another 122,754 posts, but as long as you post here (which may not be that much longer) you will never, ever be able to match it.

You are completely discredited on these threads.

Now that no one pays any attention to your posts except to mock and school you, the only thing left is the one thing that would drive you bonkers more than anything else.

You know what that is

By the way... aren't you a drug addict?