Kidding aside, I heard that pigs are the smartest animals after monkeys and dolphins. Reportedly, you can teach a pig to do tricks in half the time it takes to teach a dog to do the same thing.Quote from MAESTRO:
I don't blame them. Men are pigs (including me, of course).... But we do provide bacon though!![]()

Glad it's just to "self". I don't know who Lew Ranieri is (I'm assuming that's a person's name?) or what a "quant" or a "brisket" are either. (I know what a phone handset is, though, so I can give myself 1 out of 4 for comprehension of your post.)Quote from Cluseau:
the image of lew ranieri throwing a phone handset at a quant passing by while chewing down a brisket must be what women are looking for then...note to self
Quote from Thunderdog:
Kidding aside, I heard that pigs are the smartest animals after monkeys and dolphins. Reportedly, you can teach a pig to do tricks in half the time it takes to teach a dog to do the same thing.
You would think that women would be drawn to such cerebral types.
This little piggy is keeping his fingers crossed.

You see? Cluseau has created your implicit demand for a "cerebral" type.Quote from JanaSergeevna:
Glad it's just to "self". I don't know who Lew Ranieri is (I'm assuming that's a person's name?) or what a "quant" or a "brisket" are either. (I know what a phone handset is, though, so I can give myself 1 out of 4 for comprehension of your post.)
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You see? Cluseau has created your implicit demand for a "cerebral" type.
Excellent work, Cluseau. The floor is yours, as we dignified piggies try not to step on each other's hooves. Godspeed.