Well, the thing is, you have told everyone you pick up illegal aliens and transport them across the border in your car. This has been verified by experts that have computed the mileage and your odometer to and from Ciudad Juarez.
Now, my wife is an illegal alien. It's possible, not likely, but possible you will pick up a relative of hers (and mine) at some point. No matter. The thing is, I believe in what you are doing and the way you would spend the money I would loan you. Did I say loan? See, you have promised that you will not somehow spend or lose the money I have loaned to you without making it back with a profit. And if I ever want that money back, you would do your best to make sure the market can provide somebody who would at least buy it from me at what I paid for it, hopefully a little more for my financial generosity and trouble.
Perhaps you would buy it back from me yourself, so you don't have to get your mileage read by "those damned auditors," as you call them. Perhaps, I have loaned you more than 1%. Perhaps you told me I could be a backseat driver according to our contract, and that I do acually have a say in what you do.
And what if you have taken in loans that total more than 50% of your car? We all call you up, and you say that you went on an alien run, when you know damned well you went to Louisiana for Mardi Gras! The auditor added it up and found some beads in the backseat to prove it! So, we all get together on your front lawn, we talk to each other, and in the end we agree to break your door down, beat you up, take your car keys, drive the car away, and leave it to be used by some other slick retard that has absolutely no idea what a metaphor is either!
Exactly! So much for investing in your car! Jesus, I'll move my money into the future of someone else's car lot...I think that would be safer..
Quote from Don87109:
I'll sell you a 1% share of my car for 100 times par value with only a few caveats: You can't ride in it, you can't tell me what to do with it, and you can't share in any money I earn with it.
However, you are free to sell another sucker your share.
Okay it's not gambling, it's fraud
Don