Is the market open today?

so if robots control the market then why do they slack off on fridays in august?

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Quote from ChkitOut:

so if robots control the market then why do they slack off on fridays in august?

The robots were all told they were going on vacation and would be temporarily shut down during the trip. So what's happening now is what it would be like all the time if only small traders were trading against each other.

Little do those robots know that they're being taken to Massive Consolidated Professional Trading Robot Edge Adjustment, Inc. to be reprogrammed to more efficiently screw all the small traders because...

...everyone in unison, on the count of three...

1...2...3...

Quote from emg:

More than 90% of small traders lose. They just lose!
 
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