Quote from John Q. Public:
who helps you tie yourshoes in the morning? I refuse to believe that you do it on your own.
Actually, you are right about that one. I don't have a single pair of shoes left that would need to be tied.
However, my master's thesis is about knot theory, so whenever I do have to tie my shoes, I can just look up how to do it. That's what I do whenever I have to wear a tie. Which reminds me, I do have one pair of dress shoes left over from the time when I used to partake in the rat race. I just don't wear them anymore.

