Is it legal to use performance enhancing drugs for trading?

NanoTick · Feb 27, 2009

First has anyone tried anything that worked?
Does it have to be approved by SEC?

auspiv · Feb 27, 2009

how is anyone going to know what you're doing to trade? its not like you have to go out and tell the world before you click the button "buy 1 market".

even if there are regulations against drugs while trading, they'd be very unenforceable.

Cygnus Atratus · Feb 27, 2009

Quote from NanoTick:

First has anyone tried anything that worked?
Does it have to be approved by SEC?

This website gets better by the week

NY0BScalper · Feb 27, 2009

It's legal but if you are caught you won't be eligible for the trader's hall of fame.

dbell66 · Feb 27, 2009

I doubt there are any drugs strong enough to help with your problem........

LVMises · Feb 27, 2009

Chuck Norris uses drugs to decrease his performance to prevent the SEC from finding out how much money he makes selling short on down ticks

crash n burn · Feb 27, 2009

blow and booze is ok but the irs wants a cut. on the other hand the sec is clueless.

Pilotboy · Feb 27, 2009

Try Ritalin. Really makes you concentrate on whatever you are doing!

SideShowBob · Feb 27, 2009

Quote from NanoTick:

First has anyone tried anything that worked?
Does it have to be approved by SEC?

Only if you're wearing a Yankees cap and trading with Madonna under your desk

killthesunshine · Feb 27, 2009

the short answer is yes BEER is legal