Goooong!I heard that Booty also wants to be frozen, so that his husband can still stop by for a couple cold ones now and then after he is gone.
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They come back to bite you.
They should recycle those caskets. What a waste.
What happens to your teeth when you're cremated, they don't burn do they?
Either way, I'm paying to get frozen so I can come back later. I figure its the least I can do to give back to humanity. Me, Elon, Bezos, and Richard B. Off to Mars we go.
Goooong!
Old joke. Used for Rock Hudson 100 years ago.
Fortunately for me, I have been recruited to have my brain preserved... in a mason-jar filled with 20yo bourbon aged in white oak barrels. There will be no change in my personal electro-enchapalic activity. So they say. Sometimes ya just gotta throw caution to the wind I guess.Man, by the time they figure out a way to reconstitute a dead person, with memories intact, we won't be living in this solar system. I hope your frozen contract has a relocation clause.
Fortunately for me, I have been recruited to have my brain preserved... in a mason-jar filled with 20yo bourbon aged in white oak barrels. There will be no change in my personal electro-enchapalic activity. So they say. Sometimes ya just gotta throw caution to the wind I guess.
Fortunately for me, I have been recruited to have my brain preserved... in a mason-jar filled with 20yo bourbon aged in white oak barrels. There will be no change in my personal electro-enchapalic activity. So they say. Sometimes ya just gotta throw caution to the wind I guess.
Just imagine what would happen if I tried.Yeh, they recruit people with brains that are in excellent shape and have hardly been used.
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White oak absorbs the peptides. Old boot-legger secret you won't find on Google.Good God man, that will be a hell of a hangover!
