I received a bullshit call similar to the one above this past summer, and I was so disturbed when I first heard it that I literally have it memorized to this day:
"This is Deborah from Trial Mediation Professionals, Inc. and we've just received your case file from the courthouse about the lawsuit you've been named in. We need to come up with a remedy for this situation immediately, so if I don't hear from you or your attorney of record in this case within 48 hours, the process is moving forward to trial on Tuesday. So govern yourself accordingly."